Monday, 7 June 2010

If you like Pina Colada.....

The following appeared in the personal/singles adverts section of the London Evening Standard

Single black female:

I am a single black female looking for a "friend". I'm a very GOOD girl who LOVES to PLAY. I love long walks in secluded woods and am full of enthusiasm for ENERGETIC play-times. I like nothing better than lying in front of a cosy fire in winter evenings - you can join me if you wish. Candle-lit dinners will have me eating out of your hand. When I get to know you better I will greet you at the door when you come back from work, panting in anticipation of the night ahead and dressed as nature intended......... Call me on 02076223626 and ask for Ayesha. I'll be waiting for your call......

















562 men responded to the advert!












Battersea Dogs Home were delighted!

3 comments:

  1. I once kent a black bitch.







    He came fae Linlithgow.

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  2. Conan,

    Are you sure it wasn't Falkirk??

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  3. Sounds like heaven to me....

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