My rabbit is a bachelor, David aged 5.
Jesus had a cow and a donkey but I think he would rather have a hamster. Brent aged 6.
It's sad for cows because they are a sweary word. Sam aged 6.
My granny does not wear tights because once she fell over. Liz aged 5.
My next-door neighbour has a stool her feet sit on. Mary aged 5.
When old people go on holiday they sit on deck-chairs and wish that they hadn't come. Amy aged 8.
If you get old too qweekley you never grow up. Winston aged 5.
If a policeman stands in front of your car you'd better stop. David aged 6.
Mrs Thatcher should do something very rude. John aged 7.
My dad swears about Labour but I think that's aloud. Alex aged 8
My sister says she eats men alive but she's only pretending. Mandy aged 6.
My dad has found a better mummy for us than the last one. Michael aged 6.
My uncle is a riligous Maniac but I think he has another job as well. Stephen aged 6.
It's no good taking your dog to a wedding because they can't sing or dance and get bored. Martha aged 6.
My brother did not want to get married. He wanted to go to the football instead. Caroline aged 6.
My sister got her wedding dress off Hilary's mum because Hilary's mum didn't get married after all. Jenny aged 6.
If a traffic warden sees you kissing in a car you get cramped. Alice aged 6.
My dad says you must never hate anyone except traffic wardens. Andrew aged 8.
My best enemy is Mark. David aged 6.
A baby doesent know how to be norty. It has to be tort. Rosalie aged 7.
I want to dance but my feel won't let me. Sandra aged 6.
A man fell in love with my auntie on a train but she pulled the cord and he stopped. Liz aged 6.
My mummy cried on my first day at school so I had to take her home. Penny aged 5.
If you're a nurse you have to be dessicated. Sophie aged 8.
We go to a hotel in France because of the penshun. Toby aged 7.
When people start wars they never know how to stop. Alanda aged 6.
I think war is exciting on television but for real I think it is horrible. John aged 7.
My gran went to the beach but a deck-chair got her. Roddy aged 7.
People over here starve to get thin but in Africa it kills you. Kalima aged 9.
They give you a lovely party when you die. Jamie aged 6.
Our vicar tells people off on Sunday but he's nice the rest of the week. Marsha aged 6.
Why do they waste money on wine when the church roof is broken. Anthony aged 7.